Word swept through our forest like wildfire after my friend Alan Parker broke the news. All About Cats, the Cadillac of cat sites, rated 46 breeds by beauty (https://tinyurl.com/292p2f4t) and guess who won? The Norwegian Forest cat. As in Tulip. The squirrels’ heads exploded when they heard. Turkeys Thelma and Louise rolled their beady eyes. “Just great!” tweeted Rocky the chickadee. “Now she’ll be insufferable.” Tulip’s reaction? “Meh,” she purred. “I’m a Viking shield maiden. What do I care how I look?” To prove her point, she struck a decidedly non-beauty-pageant pose with my son Jackson Strobel.